I ordered a Dell laptop a week ago. (I know, I know! But I'm counting on them having worked that whole battery-exploding problem out by now.)
Anyway, I didn't expect it until tomorrow - then found out it would arrive day before yesterday - got a notice they tried to deliver it during the only one hour period no one was home - stayed home all day yesterday to be sure I wouldn't miss the second delivery attempt - found out UPS only does first-attempts on Saturday - so now have to wait until Tuesday because no one will be home to sign for it on Monday.
Bastards!
I look forward to blogging from my bed surrounded by cats as I watch my favorite shows on my new DVR which will also be installed on Tuesday.
I love the whole ugly American spending my disgusting capitalist wealth on filthy luxuries when I should be feeding the poor blasphemous life that I lead. It makes me feel all girly and princess-like.

