My siblings and I bought mom a portable dishwasher for Christmas. Did you know you should not attach a portable dishwasher to a faucet when there is a sprayer connected on the same water line because water pressure can cause the sprayer hose to explode? (Don't worry. I read the instructions before I turned on the dishwasher.)
Meanwhile, today was Day One of my day-job's move across town to new office digs. Did you know 42-year-old women who do not exercise should not spend an entire day moving and unpacking boxes because they will discover muscles they forgot were there and really did not want to be reminded about? But if said 42-year-old women are stupid enough to take part in this sort of activity, the combination of Vicoden and Aleve is a wonder drug?
I thought you would want to know.