The Pee Pool

Why do some men leave a pool of pee in the bathroom for others to clean up?

Why do they leave a pool of pee in the first place? Is it really that hard to hit the bowl? It is a pretty big target. Is the male protuberance truly that large and heavy man has not the strength to lift and aim it appropriately?

If that is the case, how it is possible he does not notice the pool of pee he makes either on the toilet rim (which greets the next person to arrive because, of course, he has not bothered to put the lid down) or on the floor, accompanied by the vestiges of a pee waterfall down the front of the toilet?

Or does he notice, then make the conscious decision not to wipe it up? Surely not.

Men: Please Purge Your Pee.

It is grossing me out and makes me think you are slovenly. Or a mama's boy. Or just plain rude. I am sure that is not true. I am sure you just need a gentle reminder.

So, as gently as possible, I urge you to PURGE YOUR PEE.

(For Janice)

Tags: men in the bathroom, pee, clean up your pee